StarWallWhoMon Series 4 Episode 1 Part 1

SERIES 4 EPISODE 1: THE SITH CONSPIRACY
*Arabic music as the 11th Doctor leads his friends, now joined by Amy Pond and Rory Williams, along the streets of Ottoman Istanbul*
11: Here you have it! The glorious Ottoman Empire! 1560!
Amy: So, what are we doing here?
11: Oh, just wandering about…
Amy: What are we really doing here?
11: I’m looking for a fez. Haven’t had a fez in ages! AH!
The 11th Doctor suddenly spins around and races over to a fez merchant. Music fades out.
Merchant: Doctor! It’s been a whole week! Where have you been?
11: Oh, where haven’t I been? First I find out my past regeneration kissed a Zygon!
10: *interferes irritatedly* Oh shut up!
11: Then I met a race of 5-legged otters, got stuck on a planet for 300 years, escaped death a second time when the Alliancey-wiancey people made a copy of me, visited an abbey full of anthropomorphic British animals, fought an army of chickens and went on an adventure with these cute… fuzzy things. *points to the Quilava clan and Littlequil*
Littlequil: *giggles adorably*
Merchant: Sounds like you must’ve been to Spain and back! Well, I’ll tell you what, as a welcome back discount, I’ll give you two fezzes for the price of one!
11: Thankyou! Geronimo!
Merchant: Oh, and don’t let River Song blow these ones up will you?
11: ‘Course not!
Merchant: I hope so! Well, farewell Doctor! Come back soon!
11: I’ll make sure of it!
11th Doctor and his friends walk off back to the TARDIS.
11: So, who wants a fez?
Keyla: Me me me! It’ll look awesome next time I ride a dinner saw!
11: Here you go then! *places the fez slightly crookedly on the otter’s head*
Keyla: Hehe!
Littlequil: *jumps onto Keyla’s shoulder and plays with the fez tassle*
Keyla: Awww! *smiles from the cuteness*

Fade to black, fade in to Darth Maul marching down a dark corridor lit by fire torches. Imperial March plays.
Darth Maul: Prepare the army, today we launch our attack. Fang will never see it coming! A new Sith Empire will rise, under MY command! *laughs*
Battle Droid: Yes sir. We will reign victorious! The galaxy will be yours!
An army of Battle Droids on either side of the corridor light up red double-sided Lightsabers and begin to march behind Darth Maul. Maul laughs once more. Pan to a balcony above the corridor where Darth Vectivus is standing quietly.
Vectivus: *lights up his lightsaber, casting dim red light over the bottom half of his face* *whispers to himself* Not today…

Fade to black, StarWallWhoMon theme plays

To be continued…